Macabre Cookie Statistics

Cookie Consumption Patterns

We've analyzed the consumption habits of the macabre masses, and here's what we've found:

• 75% of users can't resist a cookie
• 92% of users can't stop at one cookie
• 87% of users will eat a cookie even if it's been sat on

Stay tuned for more macabre cookie statistics and insights!

Cookie Preferences

We've also discovered:

• 54% of users prefer their cookies with milk
• 21% of users prefer their cookies with a side of darkness
• 12% of users prefer their cookies with a side of existential dread

Cookie Connoisseurs

We've identified the cookie connoisseurs among us:

• 3 cookie aficionados per 100 users
• 2 cookie aficionados per 1000 users
• 1 cookie connoisseur per 10000 users