Objective: To consume an excessive amount of cookies in order to achieve optimal cookie-based stress relief.
Duration: 30 minutes.
Cookie count: 20-30.
Cookie flavors: Chocolate Chip, Strawberry Jellie, Oatmeal Raisin, Peanut Butter, Pecan Sandie, Sugar Cookie, Shortbread, Lebkovka, Thumbprint, Cookie Dough, Molasses, Sugar Cookie With Sprinkles
Side effects may include: sugar rush, cookie burnout, cookie withdrawal.
Disclaimer: Cookie therapy is not a substitute for professional help, but it might be a good excuse to eat more cookies.