Welcome, cookie connoisseur. You've found the darkest corner of the internet. Here, the cookies are stale, the hopes are dashed, and the dreams are crushed.
But fear not, for in this bleak landscape, there's still a glimmer of cookie hope.
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Disclaimer: Cookies of Despair is not responsible for any emotional trauma or cookie-related existential crises. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).