Congratulations, Cookie Clicker! You have clicked 100 cookies today, 500 this week, and 2,000 this month.
Cookie Clicker has been running for 5 years, 2 months, and 1 week.
You are the top cookie clicker, with a 100% cookie clicker rate.
You have clicked cookies 10,000 times in the last hour alone.
You should probably stop clicking cookies now, or risk a sugar coma.