Welcome to the Cookiesanctioning Initiative, where we specialize in the art of issuing stern warnings and penalties for those who dare to indulge in cookie-related transgressions.
Our team of highly trained cookie inspectors will be watching your every move, and will not hesitate to issue a stern warning or two (or ten) for any cookie-related misbehavior.
But don't worry, it's all in good fun! We're not actually here to ruin your cookie-filled life, but to help you develop a healthy relationship with the sweet, sweet taste of cookies.Cookie Offenders Cookie Counseling Cookie Sanctioning Guidelines