Welcome, cookie connoisseur, to the world of Cookies Melted, where the art of cookie baking has gone horribly awry.
We've had to switch to chaos mode due to an unfortunate incident involving a rogue cookie batch and a malfunctioning kitchen timer.
Our current cookie meltage rate is at 42.7%, and we're not sure how much longer we can keep it up.
For the love of all things cookie, please do not attempt to bake any cookies while in close proximity to the cookie melting apparatus.
Or, you know, just don't.
Or don't.
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