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Cookie-clicking is not a liability. We're not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive cookie-clicking.
Q: Will you guys cover my cookie-clicking addiction?
A: No. You're on your own.
Q: Can I get a discount if I buy more cookies?
A: Nope. We don't do discounts. Ever.