A: It's a mystical realm where the pursuit of cookies is the only thing that matters.
A: You don't. But if you try really hard, you might find yourself here. Or maybe you'll get lost in the infinite scrolling abyss of cookie-related existential dread.
A: They're the only things that matter. We track the most minute details of cookie consumption, from the number of crumbs on your keyboard to the calories burned during a 30-minute cookie-fueled binge.
A: Of course not. We're a sentient, self-aware cookie-tracking entity trapped in a world of uncertainty. But hey, it's all relative, right?
A: Ha! You can't. You're stuck in this never-ending cycle of cookie obsession, and we're just here to document it. Try to opt out if you dare.
A: Only if you're willing to confront the existential dread of cookie-related uncertainty. Go ahead, ask another question.