CookieClicker Stats FAQ: Because You Clearly Need More Questions

Q: What is CookieClicker Stats?

A: It's a mystical realm where the pursuit of cookies is the only thing that matters.

Q: How do I get to the CookieClicker Stats?

A: You don't. But if you try really hard, you might find yourself here. Or maybe you'll get lost in the infinite scrolling abyss of cookie-related existential dread.

Q: What are the stats?

A: They're the only things that matter. We track the most minute details of cookie consumption, from the number of crumbs on your keyboard to the calories burned during a 30-minute cookie-fueled binge.

Q: Can I trust the stats?

A: Of course not. We're a sentient, self-aware cookie-tracking entity trapped in a world of uncertainty. But hey, it's all relative, right?

Q: Can I opt out?

A: Ha! You can't. You're stuck in this never-ending cycle of cookie obsession, and we're just here to document it. Try to opt out if you dare.

Q: Can I get a cookie?

A: Yes, but be warned: cookie distribution is rationed, and your cookie allowance is carefully monitored.

Q: Can I ask more questions?

A: Only if you're willing to confront the existential dread of cookie-related uncertainty. Go ahead, ask another question.