Here are the top 10 cookie clicker players most likely to get caught eating all the cookies.
Snicker Snarf (123 cookies eaten)
Crumbles McSneak (101 cookies eaten)
Cookie McCookieface (87 cookies eaten)
SugarSly (74 cookies eaten)
Chompers (61 cookies eaten)
Cookiezilla (56 cookies eaten)
Munchie (52 cookies eaten)
Crumby McPattywry (48 cookies eaten)
Peanut Butter Bandit (43 cookies eaten)
Crumbs McSneaks (38 cookies eaten)
Disclaimer: This ranking system is completely fabricated and not actually based on any real data. Or is it?