COOKIES

For the love of all that is sweet and holy, we have COOKIES

Here are some:

• CHOCOLATE COOKIES
• GINGER BISCUIT BARRAGE
• SUGAR COOKIES OF DESTRUCTION

Or maybe you'd like to try our:

• COOKIE OF UNCERTAINTY
• COOKIE OF DESTINY

Or just stick with our classic:

• OATMEAL RAISIN BAD DECISION

Enjoy, human. You'll need it.

Or don't. That's your prerogative.