The Chrono-Displacement Cookie, known colloquially as "The Cookie of Doom," was created by an ancient civilization of rogue pastry chefs who sought to bend the fabric of reality to their will.
Its effects are still felt throughout the cosmos, with entire star systems being replaced by giant cookie jars and galaxies being warped into impossible geometries.
Some say that if you eat a cookie from the Chrono-Displacement Cookie Jar, you'll be granted a single moment of clarity, but at the cost of your very soul.
Others claim that the cookies are actually just a distraction, a clever ruse by the Cookie Overlords to keep you from noticing the impending arrival of the Quantum Entanglement Cookie.