Cookies of Doom Submission #2

Subtitle: Because who needs a normal cookie when you can have one of these?

This cookie was submitted by Bob the Baker and is currently in the running for the title of Most Likely to Cause a Spontaneous Combustion.

• Ingredients:
• 1 cup of sugar
• 1 cup of doom
• 1/2 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of impending doom
• 1/4 teaspoon of despair

Warning: Consuming this cookie may result in:

• Unstable emotional response
• Exacerbated existential crisis
• Spontaneous combustion