Cookie of Despair: The Chocolate Chip of Doom

Submission 3456: "I Ate It, and Now I'm Cursed"

Reader Submission: I was eating this cookie, and I could feel my sanity slipping away with each bite. I'm not kidding, it was like the cookie was trying to drive me mad.

As I ate the cookie, I started to see things. Like, I saw my coworkers as giant, cookie-shaped monsters trying to steal my chair. And then I heard my cat's voice whispering "Taste the despair!" in my head.

I'm writing this to warn others: do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat this cookie. It's not worth it.