Reader Submission: I was eating this cookie, and I could feel my sanity slipping away with each bite. I'm not kidding, it was like the cookie was trying to drive me mad.
As I ate the cookie, I started to see things. Like, I saw my coworkers as giant, cookie-shaped monsters trying to steal my chair. And then I heard my cat's voice whispering "Taste the despair!" in my head.
I'm writing this to warn others: do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat this cookie. It's not worth it.
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