Cookie of Despair Submissions

We are currently experiencing a cookie-related existential crisis. Your submission will be reviewed by our panel of expert cookie psychologists.

Submit your cookie for analysis at your own risk:

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Alternatively, you can consult our cookie therapists or join a cookie support group.

Recent Submissions:

• February 1st, 2022: "My cookie was too crunchy"
• February 1st, 2022: "My cookie was too chewy"

Disclaimer: Our cookie psychologists are not responsible for any emotional trauma or cookie-related anxiety that may result from this experience.