Welcome to the Cookie Recovery Program, where we specialize in extracting you from the depths of cookie addiction. Our team of experts, led by the infamous Bad Idea Brian, has been trained in the art of cookie recovery. But be warned: the cookies here are NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
Meet the Team who will be guiding you through the cookie recovery process. They're a bunch of weirdos, but hey, they're professionals.
Join Cookie Anonymous if you're ready to face your cookie addiction head-on. Don't worry, it's a 12-step program... or is it?
Our fearless leader, Bad Idea Brian, has a PhD in Cookie Science and has written several books on the subject, including "The Cookie Conundrum" and "The Art of Cookie Recovery".
Get cookie counseling with Bad Idea Brian directly. It's a real thing... we think.
Get a cookie recovery plan tailored to your specific cookie needs. Because, let's face it, you're going to need one.