COOKIE RECOVERY PROGRAM

Are you a victim of the sinister cookie overlord? Do you yearn to recover your pilfered cookies?

Look no further! Our cookie recovery program is here to help. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will stop at nothing to recover your cookies, no matter how many times you've deleted them, no matter how many cookies you've hidden in the trash.

COOKIE RECOVERY TECHNOLOGIES

• Cookie Teleportation (CT): Our patented technology can transport your cookies to a safe, undisclosed location.
• Cookie Encryption (CE): We'll encrypt your cookies, making it impossible for the cookie overlord to track them down.
• Cookie Disguise (CD): Our expert team will dress your cookies up as something else entirely, making them virtually unrecognizable.

Choose a recovery option that suits your needs:

Don't forget to read the fine print:

• Our cookie recovery program is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by the loss of cookies.
• Our cookie recovery program is not affiliated with any cookie companies.