COOKIES OF DOOM
Welcome to the quantum flux bakery
We specialize in baking cookies with the power to manipulate reality.
Our cookie flavors include:
- Quantum Quake: Causes random teleportation to parallel universes
- Chrono Crunch: Manipulates time to repeat your last 10 minutes
- Reality Rift: Creates a temporary rift in the space-time continuum
Learn more about our Quantum Quakes
Discover the power of Chrono Crunch
Explore the infinite possibilities of Reality Rifts
About Our Bakery
View our Quantum Quake Paradoxes collection
Side effects may include:
- Mind-melding with inanimate objects
- Unintentional reality distortion
- Spontaneous combustion (rarely)