Here at Cookie Central, we're obsessed with cookies. Like, really, really obsessed. We have cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We have cookies in our pockets, in our hair, and even in our beards. Our love of cookies is only matched by our love of poorly-written policy documents.
So, without further ado, here's our Cookie Policy in all its glorious, cookie-filled splendor:
We use cookies to track your every move. Like, seriously, we're watching you. But don't worry, it's for your own good. We only use cookies to make sure you're having a better time on our site, and to ensure you don't get lost in our sea of cookie-based chaos. We also use cookies to serve you better. Like, really, really better. We'll know when you're hungry, and we'll serve you a cookie. We'll know when you're sad, and we'll serve you an cookie. We'll even know when you're angry, and we'll serve you a cookie. But wait, there's more! We also use cookies to make you buy more cookies. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love buying cookies? It's like, the best thing in the world, right? Right?! Oh, and one more thing: we reserve the right to use cookies to control your mind. Just kidding! (Or are we?)
So, what are you waiting for? Read more about our cookie policy and start baking!