Welcome to the most serious and utterly absurd discussion on cookies.
Here, we explore the deepest, most profound, and utterly ridiculous theories on the nature of cookies.
Cookie Ontology: The Existence of Cookies | Cookie Philosophy: The Cookie as a Metaphor for Life
According to this theory, cookies are the ultimate manifestation of individuality.
Each cookie is a singular, unique entity, existing in a vacuum, untouched by the external world.
But what happens when two cookies meet?
According to this theory, cookies are the ultimate expression of free will.
Given the complexity and randomness of cookie production, each cookie is a singular, unpredictable event.
But can we truly be said to have free will when our cookie choices are determined by the whims of a fickle baker?