We collect your cookies because, let's be real, who doesn't love cookies? They're delicious and perfect for dunking in milk.
However, did you know that our cookies are actually just tiny tracking devices that slowly suck the life out of you? It's a little-known fact, but it's true.
But wait, there's more! Our cookies also come with a free side of existential dread and the looming fear of government surveillance.
So, do you want to: