Cookies of Doom: The Recipe

You want to be a master of the cookie universe? This recipe is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who dare to take the plunge and create a cookie that will make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of butter, softened (don't even think about it)
• 1 cup of white sugar (white lies)
• 1 cup of brown sugar (because everything is better with a little brown)
• 2 cups of all-purpose flour (don't get it confused with all-purpose confusion)
• 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract (because you can never have too much)
• 1/2 teaspoon of salt (to make you cry when you eat too many)
• 1 egg (the egg of doom)
• 1 cup of chocolate chips (the real reason you're here)

Instructions:

1. Cream the butter and sugars together until it's like you're in a relationship with a pastry chef
2. Beat in the egg, and let it be the egg of doom for your diet
3. Mix in the flour and let the chaos ensue (just kidding, just mix it)
4. Add the chocolate chips, and let the real magic happen
5. Bake at 375°F for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown (just like your wallet)