Are you tired of the sky being on fire? Sick of the end of the world as we know it? Well, buckle up buttercup, because we've got you covered!
Step 1: Stock up on canned goods. Not just any canned goods, but the good stuff. We recommend a mix of SPAM, beans, and 1000-year old cheese. Don't ask questions.
Step 2: Find a safe house. Not just any shelter, but a bunker with a nice view of the apocalypse. We've got some great options in our Underground Locations section.
Step 3: Develop a relationship with your fellow survivors. You know, for emotional support and whatnot. Check out our Romance in the Apocalypse guide for some tips.
And, of course, The Sock Game will save your sanity.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual survival. Just here for laughs and bad jokes.