Welcome to Cookie Bites of Wrath, where we serve the most discerning cookie connoisseurs. Our cookies are not for the faint of heart, nor the weak of stomach. They're for those who crave the bold, the bitter, and the utterly bewildering.
Our cookie bites are crafted with precision and passion, each one a miniature marvel of texture and flavor. From the sublime to the ridiculous, we've got a cookie for every occasion.
But be warned: once you've tasted the wrath of our cookies, there's no turning back. Your taste buds will be forever changed, your arteries will never be the same, and your cookie jar will never be empty.
Explore our cookie collections:
Cookie Catastrophe: For when you want a cookie that'll blow your mind (and your diet)
Cookies from Another Dimension: Because who needs sugar when you can have temporal chaos?
Cookies for the Soul: When a cookie is more than just a cookie, it's a spiritual experience
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Cookies from the Abyssal Library: For those who dare to venture into the unknown
Remember, cookie lovers, the wrath of Cookie Bites is upon you... and you'll never be the same again.