COOKING HAKKS
WARNING: Sock Blasters are not just a cooking tool, they're a lifestyle.
What is a Sock Blaster?
A Sock Blaster is a device that uses the power of high-temperature, high-pressure steam to turn your socks into a culinary delight. It's a kitchen must-have for the discerning chef.
- Perfect for making Sock-a-blooms: a delicate, flower-petal-like arrangement of steamed socks.
- Great for Sock-stuffed ravioli: because who doesn't love a good ravioli?
- Ideal for Sock-based soups: a soothing, sock-filled broth that's sure to warm your heart.
How to Use a Sock Blaster
1. Plug in the Sock Blaster and set the temperature to "EXTREME STEAM."
2. Place one sock in the chamber and close the lid.
3. Wait for the Sock Blaster to do its magic.
Caution: Sock Blasters are not for the faint of heart.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive happiness
- Involuntary singing of "La Cucarita"
- Spontaneous combustion of kitchen utensils