The Art of Not Really Doing Anything

Step 2: Assemble your pizza base with an air of nonchalance.

Take a pre-made pizza base from the store, because who cares about effort?

Spread a layer of sauce over it with a sense of apathy.

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Now, sprinkle a layer of mozzarella cheese with the enthusiasm of a sedated sloth.

Followed by a layer of shredded mozzarella, because why not?

And, of course, a sprinkle of parmesan for that extra oomph of 'I give up.'

Next Step: The Art of Overthinking the Toppings