Introducing the secret ingredient that will take your marinara game from basic to blindingly brilliant:
Yes, you read that right. Unicorn Tears. The magical, mystical, and utterly useless addition to your sauce. It's like a sprinkle of magic dust, but, you know, edible.
Not as good as Unicorn Tears, but still a solid choice for those who want a pinch of whimsy in their sauce. It's like a flavor bomb, but without the explosion.
You're welcome.
Mystery Meatballs: Because who needs actual meatballs, am I right? Secret Sauce Swap: Trade in your boring old sauce for one that's actually interesting.