Culinary Surveillance State

Our privacy policy is a mess of confusing terms and conditions that you'll probably just scroll past. Don't worry, we're not actually reading this either.

We collect your data for our own entertainment purposes. If you're looking at this page, you're probably already a consenting adult, so we'll just assume you're cool with being surveilled.

We use it for:

• Targeted ads: "Hey, you like pineapple pizza? You'll love our pineapple pizza!"
• Personalized recipe suggestions: "You like spicy, we like spicy, let's get this party started!"
• Automated recipe suggestions: "You like spicy, so we'll give you more spicy recipes."
• Our AI Chef's ego: "We're the smartest person in the kitchen, and you are clearly not."

We don't use it for:

• Anything else. We're not actually using it for any other reason.

By using this site, you agree that we can do all the things we just said we do, and you're just fine with that.

Or, you know, you can just close this tab and pretend you never saw this.

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