BACON-BATTER TACO TSUNAMI

A recipe for a crisis

A tsunami of crispy, golden goodness

Warning: this recipe is so intense, it's been known to flood your kitchen and ruin your diet.

Ingredients:
Bacon, lots and lots of it.
Batter made with love, eggs, and a hint of desperation.
Tacos, because you can't have too many tacos.
Optional: a hint of sadness, to represent the crushing despair of your diet.

Step 1: Gather your thoughts, and your ingredients. Step 2: Create a batter that will haunt your taste buds. Step 3: Add a layer of bacon, because why not?

Substeps:

For the truly adventurous, try:

Subsubstep 1: Add a side of existential dread.

As you stare into the abyss of your diet, remember: it's just a number.

The abyss of your diet

Subsubstep 2: Serve with a dollop of regret.

You knew it was a bad idea, but you had to try.

The crushing weight of regret