Cooking Hacks 101: Because Adulting is Hard

Welcome, amateur chef. You're probably reading this because you're still alive and not yet a culinary master. Don't worry, we won't judge (much).

Here's a list of quick cooking hacks to help you pretend like you know what you're doing:

• Microwaving last night's Chinese takeout is still a hack
• Using a blender to make guacamole is not, in fact, torture
• Taco Tuesday is actually just Tuesday