Unleash the Power of Mystery Milk Powder!

Legend has it that in a world beyond our own, a mystical powder has the ability to grant the most unlikely of abilities. Said to be made from the finest of moonbeams and the whispers of ancient trees, this enigmatic substance defies explanation and defies the laws of physics!

But don't just take our word for it! prophets and visionaries from across the land have attested to its potency, claiming it can:

• Grant the power of flight (but only on Tuesdays)

• Cure the common cold (but only if you say the magic words)

prophets and visionaries have been known to go to great lengths in pursuit of this coveted powder. Some have even been known to trade their firstborn for a single pinch!

But be warned, the powder is said to be highly addictive. Side effects include, but are not limited to:

• Irrepressable urges to wear neon clothing

• Uncontrollable outbreaks of spontaneous rapping

• An intense desire to reenact the entirety of 'Hamilton' in public spaces

We can't stress this enough, proceed with caution.

Learn more about Ancient Salad Sauce, the lesser-known cousin of Mystery Milk Powder

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Mystery Mercury Paste for an added layer of complexity

This site is brought to you by the Mysterious Powder Corporation (MPC) - a subsidiary of the Intergalactic Culinary Union (ICU)

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