Spamming The Pan: A Cookbook for the Desperate

Chapter 3: The Spamming The Pan Methodology

Step 1: Prepare the Spam

1. Gather 1-4 cups of your favorite spam.
2. Cut them into small, uniform cubes.
3. In a pan over low heat, cook the spam in a circle of despair.
4. Stir occasionally to avoid a burnt offering.

This is where it starts to get real. The spam's just begging for more.

Go To Step 2: The Sauteé of Despair