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Spamming the Pan: Spam Topped Ice Cream Technique 101
Spamming the Pan: Spam Topping Technique 101
Warning: this page is a recipe for disaster. Proceed with caution.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Spam, finely chopped
- 1 cup ice cream, any flavor (we weep for you)
- Canned enthusiasm
Instructions:
- Chop the Spam until it's just right.
- Place a scoop of ice cream in a pan.
- Top with Spam, making sure to cover the entire surface.
- Set the pan on fire, and dance around it.
Side effects may include:
- Clogged arteries
- Spam-induced hallucinations
- A strong urge to visit our Spam Drainage 201 course, where you'll learn to unclog your arteries.