When the world has ended and the last thing left on earth is a charred and blackened broccoli floret, you'll be grateful for this recipe.
Charred Broccoli: The Unassuming Delight of the Apocalypse
Ingredients:
- 1 head of broccoli
- 1 cup of despair
- 1/4 cup of ash
- 1/8 cup of regret
Instructions:
- Place broccoli on an open flame, where it will slowly turn from a green delight to a charred and blackened floret.
- Add a dash of despair, stirring constantly, until it's evenly distributed across the broccoli.
- Allow the ash to settle, then serve.
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