The Undercooked Chronicles

Warning: The following recipe has been thoroughly undercooked. Prolonged exposure may cause stomach discomfort, loss of taste, and/or existential dread.

Undercooked Pizza Recipe

To make the perfect undercooked pizza, follow these steps:

1. Microwave a raw pizza dough for 3 hours to achieve a rubbery texture.
2. Top with a mixture of congealed mozzarella, chunky ketchup, and what appears to be a fossilized egg.
3. Bake in a 350°F oven for 45 minutes to achieve a crust that's 90% charcoal.
4. Let it sit for 4 days to allow the flavors to meld, or not.

Side effects of undercooking may include:

• Temporary blindness
• Permanent stomach damage
• Existential crisis

For more undercooked adventures, visit:

• Charred Broccoli
• Moldy Muffins
• Burnt Banana Pancakes