Technique 1: The Art of Not Messing Up Your Kitchen

Also known as "The Art of Not Setting Off the Fire Alarm", this technique involves a delicate balance of timing and spatial reasoning.

• Step 1: Open windows for ventilation.
• Step 2: Don't touch anything that's on fire.
• Step 3: Call for takeout.

Technique 2: The Art of Not Overcooking Your Food Subtechnique 2: The Art of Not Burning Your Fingers