The Perfect Pizza

Level 1: The Basics

This is where the journey begins.

Cheating is Key

Don't bother with actual pizza-making skills. Here's the secret to making the perfect pie:

1. Use a pre-made crust from the store (no one will ever judge you).
2. Pick the most expensive toppings you can find (because, let's be real, who needs value?).
3. Don't even bother cooking it in the oven. Just microwave it for 30 seconds. That's it.

			const pizza = {
				crust: 'store_bought',
				sauce: 'marinara',
				cheese: 'mozzarella',
				toppings: ['pepperoni', 'sauerkraut', 'olives']
			};
			microwave(pizza);
		

And voilà! The perfect pizza. You're welcome.