Blackmail-by-Proxy

Where your secrets are safe, but not really

Blackmail-by-Proxy is like Blackmail, but with more intermediaries. It's like sending a message in a bottle, but the bottle is a lawyer, and the message is your deepest, darkest secrets.

How it works:

1. You, the sender, write your secret in a fancy letter.

2. Our proxy, a highly trained and heavily armed ninja, carries the letter to the recipient.

3. The recipient, blissfully unaware of the true author, opens the letter and screams.

Why it's better than regular Blackmail:

Because who needs a personal relationship when you can have a ninja in a suit?

Learn more about our ninja service Tips for writing the perfect Blackmail-by-Proxy letter