Behold, the Extra-Extra Large Disco Ball: because one ball just wasn't enough! Made from the finest mirrored surfaces and the most potent of light sources, these behemoths of the disco world are sure to bring the funk to any party or gathering.
But be warned: our Extra-Extra Large Disco Balls come with a side of existential dread, as their sheer scale will inevitably make you wonder: "Is the meaning of life just a reflection in the abyss of a giant, spinning ball?"
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Price: $500.00
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