Subscription Services
We offer a variety of subscription services to fit your Corgi-Blackmaling needs. Choose from one of the following:
Subscription Fees
Our subscription fees are as follows:
- Basic: $5/month (includes 1 corgi-sized hole in the wall)
- Premium: $20/month (includes 5 corgi-sized holes in the wall, plus a free corgi-themed mug)
- Elite: $50/month (includes 10 corgi-sized holes in the wall, a free corgi-themed mug, and a personalized corgi-themed letter)
Subscription Benefits
As a subscriber, you'll enjoy:
- Unlimited access to our corgi-blackmailing services
- A 10% discount on all corgi-themed merchandise
- Exclusive access to our corgi-themed forums and chat rooms
FAQ
Q: What is corgi-blackmail?
A: It's a service where we drill holes in your walls for your corgi
Q: How many holes can I order?
A: As many as you like, but be careful not to drill through any pipes or electrical wires
Q: Will you drill in my neighbor's wall?
A: Nope, we only drill in your wall. Don't be that neighbor.