"I've used Corgi Blackmail for all my interdimensional package delivery needs. Their time travelers are prompt, efficient, and never try to deliver my packages to my in-laws. 5/5 stars!" - - Timey McTimeface, CEO of Temporal Enterprises
"I was skeptical at first, but Corgi Blackmail's use of quantum entanglement-based delivery methods has saved me so much time. No more worrying about package arrival times or dealing with those pesky temporal paradoxes!" - - Dr. Emily P. Brain, Theoretical Physicist
"I've used Corgi Blackmail to deliver packages to my past self, and I've never been happier. Their service is top-notch, and their time travelers are always on time (even if they're not really on time). 10/10 would recommend!" - - Steve, Time-Traveling Foodie
"I'm not sure what's more impressive: the fact that Corgi Blackmail delivered my package to the exact moment I needed it, or the fact that their time travelers didn't try to steal my snacks. Either way, it's a 6/5 stars from me!" - - Karen, Overwhelmed Office Manager
"I've used Corgi Blackmail so many times, I've lost count. Their time travelers are like ninjas, but with more cargo insurance and fewer ninja stars. Highly recommend!" - - Mark, Temporal Entrepreneur