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Welcome to the most prestigious auction house for the most discerning tight pants connoisseurs.

We've got a real treat for you today: a rare 1987 pair of acid-washed, neon-green, high-waisted, extra-tight pants, fresh from the estate of a deceased 80s rockstar.

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Currently, the highest bidder is $1000.

Don't miss out on this opportunity to own a piece of history!

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