From: Corgi, the World's Most Disgruntled Editor
To: The Editor-in-Chief, The Daily Barking
Date: 23rd February 2023
Re: Your Utter Lack of Taste
Dear Editor-in-Chief,
I am writing to express my utter dismay and disillusionment with your paper's latest issue. The cover story, "The Joy of Undercooked Sausages", was an affront to all that is good and decent. Who among us thought it was a good idea to feature an unappetizing, pinkish-grayish abomination as the centerpiece of our publication?
I demand that you take immediate action to rectify this egregious error and feature a more palatable topic in your next issue. Perhaps something like "My Favorite Things About Corgis: A Love Letter"?
Failure to comply will result in me taking my business – and my highly discerning readership – elsewhere.
Editorials from the Bottom of My Heart