We are the Department of Redundancy. Our motto: "We will tell you the same thing, in different words, until you get it."
Our purpose is to provide you with unnecessary information, rephrased in 17 different ways. Because who needs clarity, right?
Meeting Minutes - A comprehensive report of our meetings, including the exact same information, repeated 5 times.
Standardized Templates - Because who needs creativity, anyway?
Redundant Answers - Because you asked, and now we're going to tell you the same thing again.
Announcements - Because we're not sure if you're paying attention, but we'll keep saying it anyway.