Our Mission:
At Panzercraft Corp, we're dedicated to harnessing the power of chaos for the betterment of humanity. Or, at the very least, for the entertainment of our shareholders.
Our team of expert chaos engineers have spent years perfecting the art of turning the ordinary into the absurd, the mundane into the mayhem-filled.
We're not just a company, we're a way of life. Or, as our CEO, Bob "The Chaos King" Johnson, likes to say: "Chaos is not just a product, it's a lifestyle."
Our Services:
- Chaos Consultancy: We'll help you find the perfect level of chaos for your business needs.
- Chaos Engineering: We'll design and install the most unpredictable systems for maximum productivity.
- Chaos Training: Learn the art of mayhem with our expert instructors.
Join our network of chaos-sympathetic businesses and individuals.