Where the art of saying nothing is a highly valued asset.
Located in a nondescript building in the middle of nowhere, the Department of Silence is a subsidiary of Omni-Tyrannical Corp, a company renowned for its innovative approach to doing as little as possible.
We're not here to make friends or provide customer service. We're here to stare at spreadsheets, fill out TPS reports, and occasionally eat a free lunch in the break room.
Visit the Subpage of Emptiness, where our team of highly skilled do-nothing specialists will guide you through the thrill of doing nothing.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Bureaucratic Redtape, our latest initiative to create an entire department dedicated to the art of waiting in line.
Don't bother contacting us, we're too busy.