Located in the heart of Omni-Tyrannical Corp, the DUS is dedicated to finding creative ways to waste shareholder value.
Our mission is to identify opportunities for growth and innovation, and then spend money on them.
We're not just a department, we're a lifestyle.
1. Robotic Unnecessary Spenders - A line of robotic drones designed to do the same job as our human coworkers, but with more batteries.
2. Inflatable Office Chairs - The ultimate office furniture for executives who like to lounge on the go.
3. Automated Taco Trucks - Because who needs human interaction with our employees, anyway.
Meet our fearless leader, CEO Reginald P. Bottomsworth, III, who's been in charge since the dawn of time (or at least since the 80s).
He's a master of the art of unnecessary spending and a wizard of wasteful innovation.
Our team is comprised of experts in the fields of Financial Waste and Human Resources Waste.