OMNI-TYRANNICAL Corp. - Privacy Policy (Because We're Not the Government)

We, at Omni-Tyrannical Corp., respect your personal information. Like, we really do.

We promise not to sell your soul (we can't, it's not ours to sell).

However, we will share your data with our lawyers (they're really nice, don't worry).

We'll use your email to send you occasional newsletters about our quarterly profits.

Our robots will follow you on the internet, but only to learn about you.

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