Omni-Tyrannical Corp: Brainwave Generator 9000
Warning: This software is not for the faint of heart.
Our patented Brainwave Generator 9000 technology is designed to extract maximum productivity from your brain while suppressing all creativity and free will.
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Side effects may include:
- Uncontrollable urges to click "refresh" repeatedly
- Spontaneous combustion of all creative thoughts and ideas
- Temporary loss of ability to look away from spreadsheets
Features:
- Automated mind control
- Real-time brainwave tracking
- Integrated with popular accounting software
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