Mission Statement:
We at Omni-Tyrannical Corp. believe in the pursuit of maximum profits, no matter the cost to humanity's emotional well-being. Our soul-sucking software is designed to drain the life force from your very being, leaving you a hollow shell of a person, but oh so productive.
Our employees are highly trained in the art of soul extraction and our algorithms are the most efficient in the business. We're like a digital leech, sucking the lifeblood from your productivity, leaving you a mere automaton, devoid of creativity and passion.
Our CEO, the great and powerful Mr. Grimstone, has a personal stake in your soul. He's been known to auction off the extracted souls to the highest bidder, often at the local soul-brothel on the outskirts of town.
Our clients love us. They love us almost as much as they hate their lives. We're like the digital equivalent of a bad acid trip, but without the risk of permanent brain damage.