Mental Cripplery 2.0

Welcome to Omni-Tyrannical Corp's latest innovation in soul-sucking software: Mental Cripplery 2.0! This revolutionary new product is designed to extract maximum productivity from your fragile psyche while minimizing the risk of actual human connection or creativity.

Key features:

• Advanced Neuro-Looping Algorithm: Ensures that you're stuck on the same task for hours, questioning every tiny decision and wondering if it's "right."
• Mental Exhaustion Mode: Automatically generates an endless supply of tedious reports, memos, and meeting requests to drain your mental resources.
• Self-Loathing Features: Regularly reminds you that you're not living up to the company's expectations, because, clearly, you're not good enough.

Try it today and experience the thrill of losing your soul to the corporate machine!

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